eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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