Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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