your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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