oh god the rape fog is back!
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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