theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
