I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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