marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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