yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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