i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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