You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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