I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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Oh Jesus.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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