just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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