you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Randomize
