Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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birth control should be required to get into college
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
i now understand why vodka
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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