For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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