dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize