Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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