I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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