I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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