Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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