grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
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We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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