Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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