So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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