that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
do nipples grow back?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
