STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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