I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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