Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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