A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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