may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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