That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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