Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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