he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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