So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You made out with two different species that night
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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