God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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