Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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