So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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