so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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