My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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