Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I AM VODKA MAN
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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