Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I intend to get homeless drunk
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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