Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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