I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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