you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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