tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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