it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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