you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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