do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
