I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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