I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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