at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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