is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Randomize