Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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