ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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