we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.