Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.