New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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