I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize