She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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